Discover the Netherlands

There is a saying "as Dutch as a bike".
So, talking about "as Dutch as a bike" I can describe you a typical Dutch:
- typical Dutch people live outside big cities. In a countryside. In a house. Which means most of them are from "derevn'a" (rus)
- typical Expatriates or immigrants live in centers of big cities, in small small apartment with narrow narrow and steep staircases (steeper than you would normally put a ladder).
- typical Ducth male students put loads of wax-gel-foam in their hair
- typical Dutch male students put their shirt collars up. Always.
- typical Duct female students are (here I am citing one Italian, who's got a good eye on local girls): "good from waste up".
- typical Dutch eat cheese sandwitches for lunch.
- typical Dutch canteen sells a piece of bread for a price higher than soup price.
- typical Dutch finish their work at 17, but go home at 16:30
- typical Dutch goes shopping at 17 because most shops close at 18.
- and yes, typical Dutch do ride bicycle on all occasions: to school, pub, disco, theatre, office, friends, shop, with high heels, with suirts, with skirts...no matter - bikes rule.
- all Dutch people (and by "all" I mean all) are mad about prices. When they buy cheap (in Aldi, Dirk, marketplaces or similar shitty shops) they feel like they are not fooled by expensive shops. One of the reasons they eat cheese sandwithes for lunch is also because is cheap. Must be hard being rich Western-European...